EAT YOUR CIGARETTES

WE HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR A LITTLE WHILE, CALL IT A HIATUS OF SORTS, BUT OVER THE PAST WEEKEND WE HAD OUR FIRST PRACTICE IN ALMOST 3 MONTHS AND WE STARTED THE WORKS ON SOME BRAND NEW TRACKS! YOU CAN LISTEN TO "THAT'S SKETCHY" BELOW AND ON OUR MUSIC PAGE. YOU MAY REMEMBER THIS TITLE FROM "THE BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA" THIS TRACK IS DERIVED FROM THAT JAM, FLESHED OUT WITH LYRICS AND STRUCTURE. AFTER THIS AWESOME PRACTICE WE ALL HUNG AND THE NEXT DAY TOOK A BAND TRIP TO CONCRETE CITY TO HANGOUT AND ENDED UP FILMING A FEW FUNNY & AMUSING ACOUSTIC VIDEOS OF A FEW OF OUR SONGS, THE FIRST ONE OF THOSE IS OVER ON OUR VIDEO PAGE NOW, IT'S "LIVE VILE" WITH A SURPRISE GANG CHANT VERSION OF "CAPTAIN KILLJOY" AT THE END SO DEFINITELY CHECK THAT ONE OUT! MORE NEWS IS ON THE WAY SOON AS WELL IS OTHER AWESOME STUFF FROM US. GET OVER TO BANDCAMP AND DOWNLOAD THE "THAT'S SKETCHY" DEMO TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED FOR THE TIME BEING, AND KEEP CHECKING BACK NOW, WE'LL BE UPDATING ON THE REG AGAIN!

HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AWESOME HOLIDAY SEASON AND ARE GOING TO BE ROCKIN' OUT HARD THIS NEW YEARS! IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT WE HAVE ANOTHER NEW LOFI LIVE-STYLE EP UP ON BANDCAMP NOW CALLED "GARBAGE MASTER" HEAD OVER TO THE MUSIC PAGE AND CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW!

ALSO THE LYRICS PAGE HAS BE RE-FORMATTED ALONG WITH THE LYRICS FOR ALL THE NEWER SONGS HAVE FINALLY BEEN PUT UP!

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES THE PAST WEEK, WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THE SITE BUT NOW WE ARE BACK UP AND RUNNING! IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY HEARD THE AWESOME NEWS, WE RELEASED A LIVE-ISH ALBUM ON BANDCAMP ON MONDAY CALLED "THE BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA FEATURING DRK! ON THE FLOOR" IT'S 17 TRACKS OF PURE UN-ADULTERATED GRIMEY AWESOMENESS! INCLUDING FOUR (4) ALL NEW IMPROV INSTRUMENTAL TRACKS! PLUS ANOTHER ONE ON VIDEO, WHICH WE ANNOUNCE MORE ABOUT LATER, THE EXCLUSIVE IMPROV TRACKS ON THE ALBUM ARE "THAT'S SKETCHY", " BLOW A SEAL", "WEIRD ELEMENTS" AND "SLUDGE BUZZARDS" AS WELL AS SEVERAL DIALOGUE INTERLUDES THAT SET THE SCENE OF THIS SLUDGE-FEST RECORDED IN A GRUNGY BASEMENT IN THE MIDDLE OF METHTOWN PA. YOU CAN STREAM THE ABUM OVER ON THE MUSIC PAGE OR STREAM THE TAKE OF "LIVE VILE"  FROM THE ALBUM BELOW! 

THE BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA FEATURING DRK! ON THE FLOOR

1- WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA

2- LIVE VILE

3- MOMMA'S BOY

4- THE GOLD FLAKES ARE STILL AROUND

5- THAT'S SKETCHY

6- YOUNG LEGS

7- I KNEW HE WAS A PUSSY

8- BURIAL AT SEA

9- CHILLIN' (FLOOR SOLO)

10- BLOW A SEAL

11- WEIRD ELEMENTS

12- CAPTAIN KILLJOY

13- WASHED UP ON SHORES OF BLOOD

14- MOSHED UP ON FLOORS OF CRUD

15- TRAINSPOTTING

16- POLLYANNA

17- SLUDGE BUZZARDS

THE DEMO VERSION OF "WASHED UP ON SHORES OF BLOOD" WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY RELEASED ON ASH'S SOUNDCLOUD IS NOW UP ON OUR BANDCAMP AS WELL, YOU CAN STREAM IT BELOW. ALSO THIS SATURDAY IS OUR NEXT SHOW, IT IS IN FLEETWOOD PA AT HOMER'S BAR + GRILL, VISIT THE SHOW PAGE FOR COMPLETE ADDRESS AND DIRECTIONS. COME OUT AND JOIN US AS WE ROCK AT WITH SOME OTHER AWESOME LOCAL BANDS AND CELEBRATE JUSTIN'S 23RD!

THE SHOW ON FRIDAY WAS AWESOME! IT WAS OUR DRUMMER OHIO'S FIRST TIME EVER PLAYING A SHOW OUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AND HE DID AN AWESOME JOB HOLDING HIS OWN AND REPRESENTING EYC IN THEIR FIRST SHOW IN 3 MONTHS. WE TORE THROUGH 5 BRAND NEW TRACKS AND TO ANY OF THOSE INTERESTED, HERE'S OUR COMPLETE SETLIST FROM FRIDAY...

1. LAB RAT (SUNSHINE SHITSPLAT)

2. CAPTAIN KILLJOY

3. LIVE VILE

4. TRAINSPOTTING

5. MOMMA'S BOY

6. YOUNG LEGS

7. BURIAL AT SEA

8. WASHED UP ON SHORES OF BLOOD

9. POLLYANNA

AND NOW TO ANNOUNCE A NEW PIECE OF AWESOME FROM OUR PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT THE "GUESS THE SONG CONTEST!" BELOW IS THE VIDEO IN WHICH A LIVE TAKE OF ONE OF OUR PREVIOUSLY RELEASED TRACKS HAS BEEN SPED UP AND ALSO REVERSED, IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE SONG SEND US A MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK OR VISIT THE LINKS PAGE AND HIT UP THE EMAIL LINK. THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON DECEMBER 8TH AND WILL RECEIVE A RAD EYC MERCH BUNDLE INCLUDING A COPY OF "EAT YOUR EP'S!" AND AN EXCLUSIVE SIGNED SHIRT! 

ALSO WE ADDED TWO MORE LIVE VIDEOS FROM THE SHOW!! "LIVE VILE" AND "WASHED UP ON SHORES OF BLOOD"

AS OF TODAY WE HAVE OVER 200 'LIKES' ON FB, WOOT HAH. COME OUT AND CELEBRATE IT WITH US TOMORROW AT THE SHAMOKIN DAM FOOD DRIVE CONCERT LOCATED AT ST. MATTHEW'S REC (BEHIND HOSS'S ON RT 11) IF YOU NEED THE EXACT ADDRESS OR A MAP, VISIT OUR SHOWS PAGE FOR MORE INFO! SEE YOU THERE!

ASH,JUSTIN AND OHIO HAVE ALL BEEN DILIGENTLY AT WORK CRAFTING BRAND NEW SONGS THE PAST FEW WEEKS. TOMORROW THEY SET TO WORK ON EVEN MORE. THIS IS THE MOST RAPIDLY WE HAVE EVER BEEN CREATING AND PROCESSING NEW MATERIAL AND WE ARE APPROACHING THESE TRACKS IN A MUCH MORE REFINING LIGHT; THE TRACKS ON THE FIRST 4 EP'S CONTAIN MOSTLY BASIC INSTINCTUAL AND GUTTURAL PROGRESSIONS AND CHANGES. THE NEW STUFF IS STILL FOCUSED ON THE SAME RAW AND AGGRESSIVE ENGERY THAT HAS BECOME THE BACKBONE OF EYC BUT IS MORE CONCENTRATED, UNPREDICTABLE AND CHROMATIC. WE ARE WORKING ENDLESSLY TO EXPAND OUR SOUNDS TO DIMENSIONS YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED AND WE THINK YOU WILL BE PLEASED WITH OUR NEW SETLISTS IF YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH ON OF OUR UPCOMING SHOWS. IF NOT WE ARE GETTING THE GEARS GRINDING TO BEGIN THE RECORDING PROCESS ON THESE NEW SONGS (WHICH WE ALL MOST HAVE ENOUGH FOR A FULL LP ALREADY!) SO UNFORTUNATELY EVEN THOUGH WE HAD TO TAKE THE MAXATAWNY SESSIONS DOWN, WE WILL HAVE A FULL LENGTH OF ALL NEW MATERIAL COMING YOUR WAY SOON SO HANG TIGHT! 

EXACTLY A WEEK FROM TODAY, NEXT FRIDAY, NOVEMBER THE 22ND WE HAVE OUR FIRST SHOW IN 3 MONTHS AND WE ARE SUPER PSYCHED FOR IT!!! IT TAKES PLACE AT ST. MATTHEW'S REC IN SHAMOKIN DAM PA (BEHIND HOSS'S ON RT 11) ALSO CHECK OUR SHOWS PAGE FOR DIRECTIONS AND A MAP!! WE WILL BE UNVEILING FIVE (5!) BRAND NEW SONGS AT THIS SHOW! INCLUDING "LIVE VILE"! ALSO LATER TONIGHT WE WILL BE STREAMING A DEMO WE MADE AT ASH'S LAST WEEKEND OF ONE OF THE OTHER NEW SONGS RIGHT HERE ON THE SITE SO CHECK BACK SOON! 

THE LYRICS FOR ALL THE TRACKS ON THE NEW EP ARE NOW UP ON THE LYRICS PAGE! THIS MEANS EVERY PAGE HAS CONTENT NOW ALSO, WOO!

SINCE WE HAVE A NEW BANDCAMP PAGE, WE ARE SCHEDULING THE OLD ONE FOR DELETION ON WEDNESDAY THE 13TH! THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN SNAG FREE DOWNLOADS OF OUR FIRST 3 EP'S AND HINT HINT, WE AREN'T RE-ADDING THEM INDIVIDUALLY FOR DOWNLOAD ON THE NEW EP!  THE TRACKS WILL BE ADDED FOR STREAM AS "EAT YOUR EP'S!" BUT WILL NOT BE MADE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD, THE ONLY WAY TO GET THESE SONGS AFTER WEDNESDAY IS TO BUY A CD COPY OF "EAT YOUR EP'S!" AT SHOWS AND HERE ON OUR SITE!

YOU CAN NOW STREAM OUR NEW EP RIGHT HERE SIMPLY BY CLICKING THE MUSIC TAB, GO CHECK IT OUT!

WE RAN INTO SOME SERIOUS ISSUES WITH THE MIXING PROCESS OF THE TRACKS OF WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUR NEWEST EP DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE OWNER OF THE COMPUTER THAT IT WAS RECORDED ON HAS MUCH HIGHER PRIORITIES THAN THIS BAND SO INSTEAD OF HAVING TO RE-RECORD THE WHOLE DAMN THING AND DELAY OUR NEW MATERIAL EVEN FURTHER, WE DECIDED TO JUST THRUST AHEAD AND THUS TO KICK OFF OUR NEW BANDCAMP PAGE, WHICH IS HERE, BY RELEASING THE RAW UNCUT VERSIONS INSTEAD AS OUR NEW EP UNDER THE TITLE OF "THE MAXATAWNY SESSIONS" IMMEDIATELY! WE CHOSE THIS TITLE BECAUSE WITHOUT BEING MIXED IT HAS THE FEEL OF A LIVE ALBUM, AS IF YOU ARE THERE WATCHING US PERFORM THESE TRACKS FOR YOU IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. IT IS STREAMING AND AVAILABLE FOR NAME YOUR PRICE DOWNLOAD NOW. THIS IS BY FAR OUR GRITTIEST, IN-YOUR-FACE AND ABRASIVE RELEASE TO DATE... WHAT IT LACKS IN HIFI SOUND QUALITY IT MAKES UP FOR IN BONE CRUSHING SLUDGY NOISE GRUNGE THAT TEARS THROUGH YOUR FACE LIKE A CHAINSAW, A KIND OF QUALITY ONLY EYC CAN DELIVER. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SESSIONS, A MIXED FULL LENGTH OF ALL MATERIAL IS ON ITS WAY NOW THAT WE CAN MOVE ON TO IT!

WE'VE JUST ADDED AN ONLINE STORE TO THE SITE! YOU CAN ACCESS IT BY CLICKING THE MERCH TAB, RIGHT NOW THE ONLY ITEM UP FOR SALE IS COPIES OF THE "EAT YOUR EPS!" CD WHICH IS ALL OF OUR FIRST 3 EPS ON ONE DISC(+ 2 UNRELEASED BONUS TRACKS!) SOON YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ORDER SHIRTS, COPIES OF OUR NEW EP AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU COULD WANT FROM US RIGHT HERE ON OUR PAGE! 

TOMORROW EVERYONE IS GETTING TOGETHER TO WORK ON MIXING UP AND FINALIZING THE NEW EP AFTER WE PRACTICE FOR OUR UPCOMING SHOWS! WE ARE SETTING THE RELEASE DATE OF THE EP TO BE NOVEMBER 18TH SO MARK YOU CALENDERS FOR SICK-NASTY NEW MUSIC DAY! CHECK BACK THIS WEEKEND AS WE REVEAL THE TITLE AND TRACKLIST EXCLUSIVELY HERE ON OUR NEW SITE!

YOU CAN NOW QUICKLY AND CONVENIENTLY ACCESS AND VIEW ALL OUR VIDEOS ON OUR VIDEO PAGE RIGHT HERE ON THE SITE! ALSO WE'VE UPDATED THE SHOW PAGE TO A MUCH MORE VIEWER FRIENDLY FORMAT THAN THE STUPID CALENDER! MUSIC AND 

MERCH AND MORE COMING SOON!